Oct. 20, 2011 at 1:07am

I lost BOTH games in the agency ping pong league tonight. I am a terrible human being.

Oct. 17, 2011 at 11:12pm
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Oct. 13, 2011 at 3:49pm

Every time I get an invite for an event in Seattle I reply ‘maybe’. And then I laugh quietly to myself. I am a simple man.

Oct. 10, 2011 at 5:04am

Hardcore show in Bushwick. Haven’t had an X on my hand since I was 17. Fun times.

Oct. 9, 2011 at 3:42pm

I’m just writing here so I don’t look like such a loser at the bar… Still typing. Backspace. Repeat.

Oct. 5, 2011 at 6:40pm

I just saw Jake Gyllenhaal at the coffee shop. So, of course, I touched his beard. Baby soft, you guys.

Oct. 4, 2011 at 2:19am
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Oct. 1, 2011 at 7:52am

Whoa! I just caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror and, I don’t know if you know this but, I am AWKWARD looking.

Sep. 29, 2011 at 4:29am

Is that a bigass fingernail just laying there on the subway seat? Yeah, it is, cool.

Sep. 26, 2011 at 10:58pm
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