Eat A Mango On the Dance Floor: Archive

Feb 13th

Feb 8th

Jan 5th

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2012-1-1) →

Jan 4th

I’m a masterful chef, I can turn any food into a bland mess.

Jan 4th

Hi New York! I lost my scarf last night. Did you see it? I’m pretty sure I wasn’t in Staten Island, that’s all I know.

Jan 2nd

Back in New York, NY. So, um, what’s going on over here?

Dec 31st

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-12-25) →

Dec 29th

One more day in Umeå, an evening in Stockholm, then back to New York. Unless I get stuck in goddamn Frankfurt again. #travelhex

Dec 29th

Worked 16 hours yesterday. Time to do it again. This vacation is exhausting.

Dec 21st

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-12-18) →

Dec 20th

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-12-11) →

Dec 15th

Jetlagzzzz…

Dec 4th

Did I turn off the stove? We’ll see when I get back. Heading to Sweden.

Dec 3rd

Nov 30th

Cilantro is a language speaken by few. #esl

Nov 25th

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-11-20) →

Nov 22nd

Food & Wine Magazine is terrible bathroom reading material.

Nov 20th

See that girl at the table with three guys? I’d like you to send over jalapeño poppers to her. Her only. Do not tell her who they are from.

Nov 13th

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-11-6) →

Nov 9th

.@CrystalAntlers just killed it at Music Hall of Williamsburg. So good.

Nov 9th

I’m going to space out so hard toda……y.

Nov 7th

My old Facebook profile photo had one “like”. It was from my mom. That’s the digital “I love you”.

Nov 6th

Nov 5th

Oct 31st

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-10-23) →

Oct 26th

That is a man’s shirt, cleaner lady. Or, wait, is it? Have I been wearing a blouse all this time?

Oct 23rd

Malcolm Gladwell was at the coffee shop. We locked eyes, and then I licked my lips.

Oct 22nd

I lost BOTH games in the agency ping pong league tonight. I am a terrible human being.

Oct 20th

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-10-16) →

Oct 18th

Every time I get an invite for an event in Seattle I reply ‘maybe’. And then I laugh quietly to myself. I am a simple man.

Oct 14th

Hardcore show in Bushwick. Haven’t had an X on my hand since I was 17. Fun times.

Oct 10th

I’m just writing here so I don’t look like such a loser at the bar… Still typing. Backspace. Repeat.

Oct 10th

I just saw Jake Gyllenhaal at the coffee shop. So, of course, I touched his beard. Baby soft, you guys.

Oct 6th

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-10-2) →

Oct 4th

Whoa! I just caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror and, I don’t know if you know this but, I am AWKWARD looking.

Oct 1st

Is that a bigass fingernail just laying there on the subway seat? Yeah, it is, cool.

Sep 29th

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-9-25) →

Sep 27th

Sometimes, not always, it’s a good idea to fall asleep on the F and wake up at Avenue X.

Sep 24th

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-9-18) →

Sep 21st

Sep 20th

Sep 18th

Thinking about starting juicing. Not to get bigger / stronger, but I feel like I need roid rage in my arsenal of feelings.

Sep 17th

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-9-11) →

Sep 15th

I’m on my 5th cup of coffee. I’m starting to get the sweats, and I think I might be able to communicate with bread.

Sep 15th

Watch

Sep 12th

Sep 9th

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-9-4) →

Sep 9th

I just yelled out “I like to drink wine” in a Borat voice. To myself. I need friends.

Sep 6th